I had the immense displeasure of watching Oprah today, which is a pleasure in itself.
Today's theme: "Where are they now?"
Bo Derek, MC Hammer, & Pam Grier



Oprah. She combines know-it-all, new age hyperbole with the smell of 92 rotting crotches, encased in polyester pants.


Now, add Pam Grier talking about her previous boyfriends. The most controversial?
Richard Pryor.
The story she chose to share?
The high cocaine content (!?) in Richard Pryor's sperm and how it relates to her vagina.
"Oh, Oprah, I had to break up with him, he wouldn't wear a raincoat. I chose me."
 Awwwwwww, let's get her a telethon. 
Talk about crying with four loaves of bread under your arm.
Thanks for making everything about you. Personally, I would've gobbled the goo and hoped it sealed my lips shut.

 Orca the douche sat there, with her batwings and droopy, tired eyes and her pompous celibate approach, trying to get her to be more graphic.


Jennifer and Richard Pryor have been a beacon of light for me personally, not to mention only band that matters in the comedy arena as well as founding www.pryorsplanet.com. I find this offensive to turn a families legacy into gossip fodder for ratings.


Richard tried hard enough to tarnish his legacy and HE couldn't.
Jennifer picked up the polishing cloth and hasn't stopped, not once. She's been keeping his memory alive, saving savagely abused animals and never running out of gas!



Who's on her show today? Moms Mabley and her pap smear results?