My show this Saturday, July 14th has been 

postponed until August due to illness.

Stay Tuned.....

It's the self-aggrandizing people who stomp their feet the hardest that make no impression on me.

For this and other observations, I'll be appearing at... 

Stand Up New York
Saturday July 14th at 5pm
236 West 78th Street
$15 + 2 drinks

I haven't been on stage since the end of February. I haven't worked in a year and a half. I'm sick physically, head filled with 1,000 details but my legs won't move. I'm scared and yet enjoying the calm before the storm. She's in Sacramento and headed due east. ViVa Desiree'!!! I need her as much as she needs me. Who needs a bloodline when you have an invisible umbilical cord connecting friends together? I wouldn't trade her passion and strength for anything.  Some friends are for fun and laughter but this bitch is for that and so much more. We're changing lives. Each others. 

My husband's turning 40!!!

Mike turns 40 and on February 18th  5 pm we will be celebrating at STand Up New York
236 west 78th street NYC
This will be an amazing show and there is no better person on the planet...so celebrate this holy day!
See you there!!!